Bored After School

[monologue]

I remember my mom telling me about the dangers of chat rooms. So I was like “I wanna go to a chat room”.

I picked up pretty fast.

ASL – age, sex, location. I knew I couldn’t say I was eleven, so I would be like “nineteen, female, USA”.

I had a couple personas, but sometimes I’d say something like “blonde, 4’11”, 36 DD” which is just very confusing.

Basically, I would cybersex people.

It’s really easy actually. All I had to do was adopt their tone, look up terms online, and try to make things sound sexy. They’d ask something like “what are you doing with your… xyz” and I would be like “…what are YOU doing with YOUR xyz?” I had no idea what I was talking about.

People eventually got really stupid, so I stopped. They’d say really dumb things and it got old. Get creative, bitches. That’s around the time that I discovered erotic literature.

(pause)

But I also did normal things on the internet like play Neopets.

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Written by unknown, found in the 2016 script