Let's Play Questions and Yes I Touch Myself

[monologue]

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

You don’t want to start?

That’s ok, I will: Too young to know who I was yet. I don’t regret it but I just know I gave it to the wrong person.

What’s your favorite sex position?

Do you like girls who are more submissive or aggressive in bed? Sometimes I ask that one like: who do you prefer, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?

I’ve had guys be shocked that I’ll talk about sex so bluntly, but once we start it’s always great. Refreshing, I’ve been told. It’s funny, once boys realize I’m open to talking about sex, the first question they always ask is: do you touch yourself? Like right off the bat: do you touch yourself? Do I touch myself… YES I TOUCH MYSELF!

But… since you’re curious, allow me to elaborate. Ladies?

[conversation among 3 characters]

1: I’m gonna be honest: for a long time I didn’t even know that women could do it

2: cuz for some reason girls are not “supposed to” do it

3: it’s silly

1: there’s just a lot of stigma attached to it for some reason

2: to the point where, until recently, I had no sense of how many – or if ANY – other girls masturbated.

3: I remember the first time I found out I wasn’t alone. That was a great moment. Like “oh good, I’m not the only one! I’m not this sick weirdo who touches herself” cuz that’s what I thought for a long time…

1: me too, I felt like such a dirty gross little person. I somehow figured out how to do it when I was young, but I had no idea it was masturbation, I just knew I loved it. I distinctly, DISTINCTLY remember the moment when I realized what it was. I was horrified. I was like “OH MY GOD NOOOO! NO that’s not what I’m doing!!” I was so disgusted with myself that I actually stopped!

2: - no!

1: I mean it only lasted for a couple weeks… then I was like too bad. But it took me a while to realize it’s healthy and natural and normal to explore your own body. No one told me that while growing up. Now I openly admit I think everyone should be having regular orgasms all the time!

2: it’s a huge problem when women don’t know what their vaginas look like or feel like or where the different parts are.

3: it occurred to me that if I didn’t know what I liked, I couldn’t tell someone else what I wanted. Having sex with my boyfriend was SO great for him and for me… He’d ask me what I wanted and I had no idea! Now? I could write a manual.

1: real talk, I give myself way better orgasms than a guy ever has. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a fact.

3: for me I prefer sharing it with another person.

2: but bottom line…

All three: yes we masturbate

Does that answer your question? Good. Now my turn. What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy?

Some of the best sex in my entire life was… when I was role playing. It’s hard to get into though! I had to go in a corner and laugh for twenty minutes the first time I tried it. But once we got into it… it was so hot. We could do and say things that would never happen in real life. I would never say “sit down in this chair, you didn’t do your homework”, but it was so much fun!

So that was teacher student… but I’ve also done nurse patient which I did not enjoy as much. It’s just that… well, you’re their nurse! They’re your patient! They’re sick! You shouldn’t be taking advantage of them!

Have you ever been in love?

Yes. Twice.

So… what are you looking for here?

I’m looking for guys who have their shit together. I’m looking for confidence. Confidence and cockiness are two VERY different things.

I’m looking to have a connection with someone, I’m not looking to fall in love.

So. Now that we have all of that out of the way… Want to come over?

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Written by unknown, found in the 2016 script