To Creep Or Not To Creep

[monologue] 

I’m really adamant about never making first moves. 

I do not ever go up to a female and try to engage. In conversation, in anything! Guys sketch on girls all the time and it’s really weird. There’s a predatory nature to being a man and I seek to not be a part of that. 

Even buying a girl a drink at the bar – which I guess is totally normal – I see it as “hey I think you’re attractive, do you want to give me something in exchange for this beverage I’m giving you?” 

It’s creepy. I don’t do it. 

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Written by unknown, found in the 2016 script