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Where Are the Ugly People?

  • Writer: Colgate TINAPAS
    Colgate TINAPAS
  • Dec 12, 2023
  • 1 min read

(monologue) 


I’m honestly under the impression that there are no ugly people on this campus. Stupid people, yes. 

Annoying people, yes. 

People who need to shut the fuck up, yes. 

But no ugly people. 

Written by unknown, found in the 2016 script

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