Yes, We Masturbate

[conversation among 3 characters] 

1: I’m gonna be honest: for a long time I didn’t even know that women could do it. 2: Cuz for some reason girls are not ‘supposed’ to do it. 

3: It’s silly. 

1: There’s just a lot of stigma attached to it for some reason 

2: To the point where, until recently, I had no sense of how many – or if ANY – other women masturbated. 

3: I remember the first time I found out I wasn’t alone. That was a great moment. Like… “Oh thank god.” Cuz for a long time I felt, I don’t know, like I was... 

1: A weird dirty gross little troll! I somehow figured out how to do it when I was young, but I had no idea it was masturbation, I just knew I loved it. I distinctly, DISTINCTLY remember the moment when I realized what it was. I was horrified. I was like “Oh my god NOOOO! That’s not what I’m doing!!” But it totally was, and I was so disgusted with myself that I actually stopped for a while. 

2 and 3: No! 

1: I mean it only lasted for a couple of weeks... then I was like too bad, I guess I masturbate. But it took me a while to realize it’s healthy and natural and normal to explore your own body. No one told me that while growing up. 

2: It’s a huge problem when women don’t know what their vaginas look like or feel like or where the different parts are. 

3: I realized if I didn’t know what I liked, I couldn’t tell someone else what I wanted. Having sex with my boyfriend was SO great for him and (“so-so” hand gesture) for me... He’d ask me what I wanted and I had no idea! Now? I could write a manual. (high fives with 2). 

1: Real talk, I give myself way better orgasms than a guy ever has. I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a fact. 

3: For me, I prefer sharing it with another person. 

2: But bottom line... 

All three: Yes, we masturbate. 

(1 and 3 exit stage, 2 remains) 

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Written by unknown, found in the 2020 script